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My Name is Turd

by Abandin All Hope

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Originally track 5 from our 6 song demo from 2003.

written after hours in the teachers smoking lounge at Keyano college near the main theatre.

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Once in school in Grade 9
I met a girl and introduced myself
I said : “Hello My Name is Turd”

Don’t ask me why they reject me
And tell me off, I’ll never have a clue
Is it my glasses or my hair?

I’ve never had a girlfriend,
and I never went to high school senior prom.
I guess those girls are just too shy.

Ya they’re nervous when I call them over,
They stutter when I ask them on a date.

They just can’t handle a guy like me
My Name is Turd

I’m the guy next door with the coolest hair
And the clothes to appreciate.

I’m the one who they pretend to hate.

I’m the guy next door with the coolest hair
And the clothes to appreciate.

I’m the one who they pretend to hate.

Don’t tell me they don’t deserve this
And I don’t wanna hear how wonderful is the first kiss
Go write yourself a teenage rom-com script.

Cause I find this all very boring,
As if I didn’t know these girls couldn’t handle it,
They missed their chance to taste these lips.

Ya they’re nervous when I call them over,
They stutter when I ask them on a date.

They just can’t handle a guy like me
My Name is Turd

I’m the guy next door with the coolest hair
And the clothes to appreciate.

I’m the one who they pretend to hate.

I’m the guy next door with the coolest hair
And the clothes to appreciate.

I’m the one who they pretend to hate.

Ya they’re nervous when I call them over,
They stutter when I ask them on a date.

They just can’t handle a guy like me

Ya they’re nervous when I call them over,
They stutter when I ask them on a date.

They just can’t handle a guy like me

My Name is Turd.

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released June 20, 2022
Tyler, Steve, Darren , Jeremy

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Abandin All Hope Fort Mc Murray, Alberta

Abandin All Hope's sound is loud, fun, and fast-paced. While Abandin All Hope could be classified as ska punk or pop punk, they're also fairly unique:

Abandin has the traditional rock set up, with Tyler Goudreau and Jeremy Rice on guitars, Darren Ehler on bass, and Steve Crowe on drums, With Tyler, Jeremy, and Darren on vocals, creating pleasing melodies over faster heavier music.
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